The Runaway Cow didn't have a name like the others. But she did have a reason to hop the fence. Maybe she was sick of hay. It is nearly time for them to start grazing. Or maybe because the electricity running through the fence around her wasn't actually running today.
What do I think?
It's in the name. I asked why she doesn't have one. Turns out, the Farmers don't give names to the cows they plan on eating. All of a sudden, the reason for escape seems obvious.
They should take the route of my Uncle who farms. His cows are named Big Mac or Ground Beef or something like that. A cow may be too dumb to understand it's name, but I bet you it knows when it lacks one. From now on (until May at least, ummm) I think I'll just call her cow.
Peace.
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mmm...beef. perhaps you should just call her dinner
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