Some Sizzzongs I'm Working On

I saw the house today and it made me sad,
I found its picture on the web,
Looks like the rains have hit it bad.

If I were rich I'd by a car.
But as it is I can hardly save up,
a single cup of gasoline.

All my tattoos are turning green,
I can't believe you haven't seen them.
And my face is turning red,
I'm embarrassed cause I said...

Corn whiskey... Corn whiskey...
Corn whiskey is better than bread

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Stay away partner,
these hours are mine.

Why are you stealing my time?

The man at the crossroads,
round the bend.

Makes my hair stand on end.

I've got to pass him,
on this dusty road.

We're both after... Sweet Kentucky Gold.
Sweet... Kentucky... Gold...

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Been out mending fences most of the day.
I wish I could fence all my troubles away.
Feed the cattle all my future battles.
I wish I could fence my troubles away.